My poor beloved camera

What did I ever do wrong to you? I only have you for a day and you turned gay. That is why I am sending you back for a new one. Oh my beloved camera...

Anyways about that that camera did nothing but mess my pictures up. It took great pictures the first time I used it and then everything was blurry the lens was clean and the settings were fine and it also went through a pair of brand new batteries in 5 mins....